Skinny King

Someone who's skinny, and has such a captivating presence. Takes up all the space in the room despite being a small size and is pretty pleasant to be around.

- Omg did you see Nikocado Avocado's latest video?

- Oh yeah, it was great! As expected of the skinny king himself

- Omg yassss the skinniest of kings!!

by spammyham May 18, 2022

Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.

Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"

by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017

King

King is an amazing young man. King is known to be quite the ladies man. He is very thoughtful and nice, and is known to be the “joker” of the group. If you have the chance to meet a King befriend him instantly.

King is literally handsome
OMG did you see king he’s so cute
King is so funny

by King Allsop September 19, 2021

Nathan Harris King

A man with the fattest GYAT on the planet, a 9 inch penis, and a strong sexual attraction towards men.

Person 1: Yo have you met Nathan Harris King yet?
Person 2: Nah but I've heard he gives that ridiculous slurpy gluck gluck 3000

by Sir Gyatsalot October 30, 2023

mollie king

a BBC Radio 1 presenter has the most annoying fucking laugh in the universe

Mollie King is so annoying, i hate her laugh

by doggo_live August 10, 2023

King Damion

Lives live to the extreme. Never does anything small. Makes chuck norris look like a pussy

You had to go all King Damion on me and blow up my car.

by Green Team Three July 25, 2017

King Gates

A King Gates is an awkward male that lacks any social skills. A person that is completely impervious to any understanding of social cues. A dreg of society that offers nothing to the world and should instantly be forgotten about.

Ex. Person 1: (Gives a silent, blank stare at person 2 without any reason whatsoever, and doesn't convey any sort of message).
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!

Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!

by Bill Butterfield July 27, 2020