blue veined porridge gun

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...

"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"

by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009

blue flower red thorns

a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have shit of your own to take care of.

friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns

by volound January 3, 2010

West Virginia Blue Crab

When a male has testicular crabs, he places Old Bay Seasoning on his balls and allows a female to suck the crabs off.

Yeah Baby, its all you can eat West Virginia Blue Crab down there.

by kvgooch March 17, 2009

blue is a color pink is another

everyone knows blue is a color but did you know that pink is a color too!

"blue is a color pink is another"

by Dogdawg June 9, 2021

Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.

"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015

predator missile blue balls

When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.

Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.

....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*

(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)

by SuhketxD August 15, 2011

Little Boy Blue

A loser from Norwalk who wears nothing but an ugly, greasy, BLUE mechanics uniform.

Fast Freddy, in his 5 day old stinky blue uniform, and his gilfriend Donna Knee Paads, get it on in a rundown unregistered car, thats is illegally parked in his tenants driveway!!!!!!

by Castagna August 9, 2003