earn your blue wings

A man is eating out a woman who has been dead for 2 days, this is how you earn your blue wings.
by hr1 February 01, 2011
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blue veined porridge gun

A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...
"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"
by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009
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blue flower red thorns

a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have shit of your own to take care of.
friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns
by volound January 03, 2010
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West Virginia Blue Crab

When a male has testicular crabs, he places Old Bay Seasoning on his balls and allows a female to suck the crabs off.
Yeah Baby, its all you can eat West Virginia Blue Crab down there.
by kvgooch March 17, 2009
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Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.
"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."
by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015
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everyone knows blue is a color but did you know that pink is a color too!
"blue is a color pink is another"
by Dogdawg June 10, 2021
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predator missile blue balls

When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.
Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.

....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*

(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)
by SuhketxD August 12, 2011
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