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Does God want?

The Ultimate Anti-Jordan Peterson Homing Missile
Hym "Does God WANT? Jordan... Hey, Jordan.... Does God WANT?"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"
by pbizy97 May 23, 2018
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god

"omg god looks so old"
"you mean sky daddy"
by literally stop February 22, 2022
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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Sex God

by Mommy's dead baby November 23, 2021
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god pass

Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”
by Liskrocks August 5, 2018
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Splash God

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K
Swish! Another one! Call me the splash god, boy.
by coloncrock June 5, 2016
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