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couch eye

Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye
by chloe blowy December 17, 2012
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walls have eyes and ears

an expression meaning

even if you want to keep something a secret, someone, somehow, somewhere, will eventually find out.
son: dad, what does the expression" walls have eyes and ears" mean?

father: it means, lol, even if you talk to yourself, others, may, and will get useful, useful to themselves I mean, information out of you short-handed, which means you can't keep a secret if you talk to yourself. you therefore have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma October 15, 2012
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Whispering Eye

Oh Jennifer, I miss your whispering eye when I am not around you.
by Sammie Special December 16, 2008
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Pirate Eye

When you cum in a girls eye with such velocity that she is forced to wear an eye patch for a period of time.
Why’s Katie walking around with an eyepatch?

Oh, Eric Pirate Eye’d her last week.
by Ohfucktheytookmyname February 15, 2021
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Blue Eyes

An extremely overrated eye color. It's very beautiful but sometimes gets too many compliments. 8-10% people worldwide have blue eyes.
Eyes blue, like the Atlantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic
Linda: That guy is so cute, look at his baby blue eyes!
Sophie: *grumbles*
by trulyali November 22, 2021
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football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
mugGet the football pool eyesmug.

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow
“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”
by ouch door handle April 28, 2020
mugGet the eye crustiesmug.

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