dick tampon

Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.

Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!

by LobsterHustle May 5, 2017

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

Dick-pop

When you penetrate your partner and their genetals are so cold your dick gets frozen

When I was fucking JC's mom, she gave me a dick-pop

by The DEANasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

Sugar dicked

In the act of a bait women are luered by the sugar, but later realize they have fallen for the trap

God damn it jack Rodgers just sugar dicked me

by Sugar dicked July 3, 2017

Dick depression

When a female or male, goes a lengthy time without dick and starts to feel depressed without it.

I have such bad dick depression, it's not funny. I can't do this anymore

by Lovely definitions December 1, 2018

Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)

Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night

by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong May 25, 2022

Dick-fil-A

A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.

Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021