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Bros before hoes

A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.
Man, I don't like Vyomini. Bros before hoes
by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020
mugGet the Bros before hoesmug.

Bro

"Brother." This is slang commonly used by males (and sometimes females) who want to sound cool but haven't seen the sun in weeks due to... internet. A bro is someone you have a "brotherly bond" with, they are often invited to your Minecraft multiplayer world.
Friend 1: Bro. Bro! Bro, are you even paying attention right now?
Friend 2: Bro chill, I'm crafting my diamond pickaxe
Friend 1: But there's a baby zombie about to kill you, dude!
by kermit37 December 20, 2020
mugGet the Bromug.

Bro Hoe

A person you can rely on
Man Todd is such a bro Hoe.
by Jaimethebrohoe August 21, 2022
mugGet the Bro Hoemug.

Bro

Bro is a slur to those who are not your bro.
Person 1: Hey Bro

Person 2: I’m not your bro, don’g call me bro!

Person 1: But everyones my bro

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Person 1: oh…
by WizardFrog December 20, 2021
mugGet the Bromug.

bro ass tendency

When a guy exhibits nice qualities, but still retains bro-esque tendencies.
Alex is a nice guy, but he a bro ass tendency and I am fed up with his shit
by Froogly March 31, 2015
mugGet the bro ass tendencymug.

Bro-note

Sleeping with a girl who denies having a boyfriend, but that you later find out does have a boyfriend. The Bro-note is leaving a note for the boyfriend under the toilet seat to let him know that it happened when he takes his next piss to spare him the misery.
My friend was such a bro the other weekend. He slept with this girl that claimed she was single, but later saw a picture of her boyfriend in her appartment. He then decided to do the only thing a real bro could do in that situation, leave a bro-note. Leave a note for the poor guy under the toilet seat that only he would lift for his next piss.
by Lukasbro123 January 18, 2018
mugGet the Bro-notemug.

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