When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.
Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.
You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.
You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.
by Catlady2002 May 30, 2022

When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.
by Phil Clarke July 6, 2015

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?
It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.
It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.
by dashman23 March 15, 2024

(Walks into the locker room)
Gabby: It smells like a shit box in here.
Kelsey: I know, it smells disgusting.
Gabby: It smells like a shit box in here.
Kelsey: I know, it smells disgusting.
by aliengabbs2 October 18, 2010

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.
by mrlister22 September 25, 2018

by Me meLord67 October 9, 2021

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.
"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee
I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!
I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!
by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019
