COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

pencil type of guy

A guy that really likes men and penises

Bill is a pencil type of guy.

by Sharice June 13, 2023

Eamon is the guy from fortnite

he is person idk what else to say lol

eamon is the guy from fortnite my guy fjkhbysfgn8sis8vhyurihgyuiagyvnaugvav

by my ass itches very much September 21, 2023

Try-guy

Guy with huge triceps that drives around on a 4x4 and picks up girls er day er night. Hide yo misses hide yo wives!

try-guy is coming! Quick, distract the ladies so they don't see him!

by Lelepetitepuce August 2, 2018

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

Tiny Guy

Might be someone like Octobie, and they would be about Potato bug size.

"Wow do see that Tiny Guy Octobie? He looks like a Tiny Guy!"

by Octobie April 15, 2022

every guy has a unicorn

What dose it mean aaron

Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?

by Officer Height September 8, 2020