poop you

a compliment, only meant for the closest of friends. it’s meant to uplift your friends
Person 1: WOOW poop you
Person 2: omg thank you so much!!!!!
Person 1: you’re welcome poop
by Shdhshshhs October 22, 2022
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Poop you

A respectful way of telling someone to F themselves. Mainly used by Nike (They Envy Nike on YouTube
Poop you G, stop talking to me.
by December 16, 2020
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poop drink

an alcoholic beverage made of with no direction. simply put, an amalgam of random ingredients you found around the house in an attempt to get more drunk quicker.
bro last night i made a poop drink so i could get absolutely shit faced. it worked but i feel sick as hell...
by fyve May 12, 2020
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Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.
Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
by MGTOW Black January 14, 2024
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poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.
OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.
by Sumica January 30, 2021
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Pooping porn

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit
by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023
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Poop Snoop

The act of snooping in someones poop to gain pleasure
Bill: dude I caught Lenny snooping in my poop yesterday
John: Well hes just a Poop Snoop
by Shelly12324 October 10, 2019
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