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Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping
Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell
by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023
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Poop Syringe

When a homeless person drops a 50/50 consistency of poop and diarrhea.( As to keep its form) Then sucks up the mixture into a syringe making it full of shit at this point the syringe is armed and they’re ready to protect to lay of land.
Nah man I don’t wanna camp at concrete city the homeless are known to tote poop syringes!
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poop slipper

When you step in such an enormous pile that it squishes up through your toes and wraps around your foot thus forming the poop slipper
Bill was just having a nice barefooted walk in the grass and stepped in such a monster pile of dogshit he got a poop slipper
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poop

poop is poop
by Puffin2008 March 11, 2022
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poop bra

A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.
Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.

Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.

A few minutes later:

Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.
by DeepDefinitionz November 24, 2023
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Poop

poop
by J M.I.B. September 13, 2018
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poop

Alr ima make a brownie in the toilet and serve it for dinner! BRB!!
A poop is a brownie that you can eat
it comes from your bodie
by Zap1300 August 11, 2021
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