Rule number one

Don't let loon in your poon!

"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda

by Megstalean July 23, 2016

one-legged pirate

The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate.

Bro, she made me nervous so i gizzed in her eye & gave her a one-legged pirate.

by Alita24 December 5, 2007

give me one

a pretty sweet game where you get to lift/ flick your freinds nipple upward and yell GIMME ONE! then they have a right to do it back. its a neverending game.. plus iif a girl does it to you.. your aloud to do it back.

me: hey jared * lifts nipple* GIMME ONE!
jared:ahhhh my niple GIMME ONE * brings pain upon my nipple*

by taaraa May 13, 2005

one hit wonder

some one who gets really really really really really really really high after hitting the joint/pipe/bong once;
a pot-smoking light weight.

No more for me, thanks. I'm such a one hit wonder!

by joscar December 11, 2003

one hung low

The definition of my last name in the Chinese language.

Did you know that the sorry bastard that has been on night crew for years has a last name that means One Hung Low in a sushi language?

by ben-wah! June 10, 2003

tie one off

to shoot up drugs intravenously

Delina wanted to really "tie one off" so she bought a teener from her dealer.

by aniled June 4, 2009

one-two punch

A catastrophic and vile risk one runs when engaging in anal sex with an inexperienced pair of cheeks. Whether urban legend or unfortunate reality, the scene is set when (for the purposes of illustration we shall assume a man and a woman) a dude finally gets his payoff after months of coaxing his girlfriend into letting him ride the hershey highway. He does everything right - the candles, the Barry White, plenty of lube and love... little does he know that individuals unused to getting shot from behind or suffering loose bowels may (... you see where this is going ...) explosively evacuate. One punch is thrown. The dude then looks down at the genital arena, is overcome with a wave of nausea and repulsion, and proceeds to hurl all over his lover's back. Punch two! Cleanup is rarely a simple matter. Maintaining the relationship, even less so.

"Dude, I heard he got treated to the one-two punch last night!"

"Harsh... keep him away."

by Shrapnel December 13, 2004