all four of the evers

To take a long time; never ending

Man: I'll be there in 10 minutes
*30 minutes later*
Man: I'm here
Woman: you took all four of the evers

by SterbenUniverse December 19, 2016

Not All Pi’s Are Created Equal.

When the number pi looks so different when she dresses up in various typefaces or fonts (regular, italic, bold, bold-italic)—her facial expression or mood changes in different typographical settings.

Unlike in Helvetica or Times New Roman, the number pi looks quasi-unrecognizable in Avenir Next, be it in regular, italic, or bold. They’re not being critical when they commented that not all pi’s are created equal.

by Fasters November 17, 2022

I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

It As All The White Long Lasko Rotator Fans That Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Process For Eternity

It As All The White Long Lasko Rotator Fans That Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Process For Eternity

It As All The White Long Lasko Rotator Fans That Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Process For Eternity

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Jack of all trades

A person described by Robert Kennedy as a whore.

Maddox is a jack of all trades because he’s a filthy whore.

by Qurisp Fibonacci July 28, 2023

Jill of All Skills

Female version of "jack of all trades, female with a wide variety of abilities and knowledge of many topics

My mom is a jill of all skills.

by Suzette Rosdower March 28, 2021

all the blood went to the wrong places

a man’s penis becomes erect when he didn’t want it to

he had to leave before anyone saw. all the blood went to the wrong places

by pinkyoshi420 June 12, 2022