texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

hand fisting

The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.

Sorry I was gone for 2 days. I was hand fisting for atleast 1 day and crying the entire 2nd day.

by Fulgar April 8, 2017

National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️

Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓

by Yo mom may December 7, 2019

Hand Jobby

A small task that you accomplish yourself, without the help of a professional. Usually pertaining to Do-it-yourself projects.

“I did put the wallpaper up myself, just a small hand jobby”

by Jellodub June 7, 2023

take my hand

Take my hand means to date the person aksing

Jim Crow :would you take my hand

Me:I would love too

by Theundergodu September 14, 2022

hand jiggle

Another form of masturbating from when your partner tugs on your pork sausage to get you to climax.

Hey bro my girl gave me a hand jiggle in the parking lot of the school during lunch.

Bro: what the hell

by Midwesttitan August 21, 2022

Billy the Great bj hand outer

This kid is fat, gay, and horny, what else could you want in a mofo!

Damn that kid Billy the Great bj hand outer is nice and plump and gay and horny for me!

by fat ass lard ass February 6, 2025