Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed

The sentence expresses incredulity about whether someone expects to receive high-quality service comparable to the price of caviar (luxury) but delivered as quickly as service at McDonald's (known for fast food).

Do they expect services like Caviar at fish stick prices on McDonald's speed?! - Gilfoyle

by C.Gilfoyle July 3, 2024

big red gooey fish

Mickey Mouse's favorite fish. As the name suggests, they are big, red, and gooey, and they're also most certainly fish. However, they are not in any way related to a certain Swedish species of fish.

Yeah hang on guys I'm just gonna get some big red gooey fish down at the lake for the fish fry tonight

by PBJelly6 November 10, 2024

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024

Filet-O-Fish

A product sold from McDonald's that nobody eats

Johnny: hey hunter. Whatchu got there?
Hunter: I'm eating a Filet-O-Fish!

Johnny: ew wtf. Who the hell eats that

by PalistanBall December 30, 2024

Feed the fish

Noun. A sexual act, sprinkling powder on the clitoris prior to coitus.

Did you know that if you feed the fish it makes sex more intense?

by MrJantastic January 15, 2025

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025