Pony express (fart)

When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.
My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.
by Panda bareitall August 20, 2015
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Naked Ass Fart

When someone pulls down their pants, bends over, spreads there butt cheeks apart in front of there friends. At that precise moment they fart so there friends can see there asshole move as the fart releases.
On the tee box I hollered hey look. As my friends turned around , they got a good look of a Naked Ass Fart.
by S.Dukes April 19, 2018
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poopy shit fart

when someone calls you a "diarrhea emoji" on Twitch you reply by calling them a poopy shit fart.
Person 1 in chat: "hey diarrhea emoji."
Twitch streamer: "what up you poopy shit fart"
by hottdog November 19, 2021
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fart before the poop

wen u are waitig for something and the fake thing happens first
that opening band at the concert was the fart before the poop
by Anonymous February 21, 2003
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shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted
by fruitermelon January 16, 2010
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bare-ass fart

The release of anal gas, the culprit having his/her pants (and underwear) far enough down so that the methane gas avoids contact with his/her attire. This method will prevent underwear "stink", and the lack of a barrier between anus and ambience will cause the fragrance to spread quicker and with richer concentration.
Person A: "Did someone shit their pants?"

Person B: (Giddy laughter)

Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"

Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."

Person A: "Damn you, Person B."

Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."

Person D: "You disgust me."
by Willowsucks March 20, 2009
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Corn Dog Farts

God awful smelling farts that normally follow after Corn Dog Breakfast.
After my late night and corn dog breakfast, i continued playing call of duty, trying not to gag from jon's baby killing corn dog farts.
by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011
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