Dick Cushion

A female who has been penetrated by so many dicks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with dicks instead of pins.

His sister is a fucking dick cushion.

by mttcnnn January 24, 2014

Cuddle Dick

When a male cuddles with an attractive person and it causes them to get a boner.

We can cuddle but only if you promise not to get cuddle dick.
I make no promises

by TheManipulator August 20, 2014

Dick Move

When someone pulls a move so sneeky and evil you wonder what crack pipe they have been smoking.

PBH is trying to fuck over the Freestival people in Cowgate again. What a Dick Move!

by Lrac Yelnos May 26, 2015

Dick-pop

When you penetrate your partner and their genetals are so cold your dick gets frozen

When I was fucking JC's mom, she gave me a dick-pop

by The DEANasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

chopstick dick

A sharp, pointy penis that gives splinters.

-That guy gave me splinters.

-How?
-I think his dick was a chopstick.

-Chopstick Dicks are the worst.

by poorly May 20, 2016

Sugar dicked

In the act of a bait women are luered by the sugar, but later realize they have fallen for the trap

God damn it jack Rodgers just sugar dicked me

by Sugar dicked July 3, 2017

dick tampon

Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.

Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!

by LobsterHustle May 5, 2017