dick tampon

Pieces of toilet paper that get stuck to your dick. The pieces roll up beneath your foreskin and absorb urine throughout the day.

Man I got some toilet paper stuck to my dick last night. But it's fine because it turned into a dick tampon and kept my dick dry!

by LobsterHustle May 5, 2017

shotgun dick

An uncircumcised penis. Named so because when you jack it off, the foreskin moves up and down over the head like a gun getting cocked.

If you look at Orlando Bloom's frontal you'll see that extra skin. He's got a shotgun dick!

by DanteAlleghory May 19, 2017

Sugar dicked

In the act of a bait women are luered by the sugar, but later realize they have fallen for the trap

God damn it jack Rodgers just sugar dicked me

by Sugar dicked July 3, 2017

Ck's Dick

The biggest Dick a Mexican can have

See that spic, he gots CK's Dick.

by Psuedonym#2 February 22, 2017

dick vacation

A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.

Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.

by spizzike March 22, 2017

drill dick

A penis that dips inner the base and comes out

The full penis has not come out due to his drill dick

by Jacib Swoboda September 19, 2016

Dick-Tits

Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.

Honey, my hands are full and I've got a terrible itch, be a dear and scratch my dick-tits for me?

by Zackok July 10, 2016