Mustard Tits

A condition in the southeastern region of the United States where a woman’s breasts have been marinating all day in the summer heat and humidity, followed by her significant other motor boating her chesticles only to result in a pungent explosion upon the taste buds.
I didn’t realize Ashley had been working outside all day when she ambushed me with her mustard tits and I choked on my own vomit.
by HawkMech81 December 1, 2020
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pimple tits

oh no hornyfagslut you have pimple tits
by hornyfagslut March 28, 2020
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Soggy tits

Slang term describing a state in which "tits" (breasts) are soggy.
"Damn she got some soggy tits!"
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Yesterday’s Tits

Person one: “Shut up Ariana Grande
Person two: “She’s yesterday’s tits for sure
by PhxWordSmith August 25, 2018
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zeppelin-titted

A female (sometimes enlarged males) who have a massive bust. Depending on the age of the female these breasts can reach massive proportions. For example; a fourteen-year-old girl who is zeppelin-titted can have breast at the size of F's (DDD). While women of adulthood can reach a cup size of J (DDDDDDD). Although not looking the type, these women can have high I.Q's, and even multiple degrees. Z.T. Women usually do not consider themselves superior in beauty, but can judge other women by their intellect. It should go without saying that getting Z.T. women to be attracted to you, let alone having a public and sexual relationship with them is difficult at best. Showing her that you are worthwhile is the best course of action of getting these large breasted women.
Example one:
Guy 1:Did you see that girl with the huge rack
Guy 2: Dude, not only does she got the booty, but she's Zeppelin-titted.
Guy 1: Really bro? Aw man, do I want her.
Guy 2: Hey, careful, she's not a girl you can get in to easy. You got to show her you're worth it.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Hey, check me out.
Girl 2: No. Way. Are you Zeppelin titted?
Girl 1: Oh yeah, and I'm being smart with who I let in.
by Phoenixhydra December 9, 2013
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ge tit

*used for someone fat*
"Look at that fat cunt. He's got big ge tit. I'm sure he milks his youngns himself."
by may-may Lord September 3, 2018
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