Simp Sucker

Female who allows/sucks up to a simp for any reason, but mainly "pity", even though they think there annoying and complain to others about him.

She keeps talking to him even though she said he annoys her, she`s such a simp sucker.

by ShadowRocks2 March 31, 2020

Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.

Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”

by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023

mario simp

a guy named chris

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right

by iluveatingfartz2943 March 1, 2022

Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 30, 2022

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 31, 2023

Barrito simp

Will wear any sweater you give them, does anything to impress or get you to like them.

Bro she looks like a barrito simp

by Loops6 March 11, 2022