bisexual falp-jack

A scary bisexual creep, who writes perverse comments on young children's websites about how they are 'mighty fine'.

Who is that bisexual falp-jack? He wrote on my website how the pictures of me 'tinkle his dinkle'.

by jenny jenny tobblybop & lucy lucy bobblytop August 8, 2006

jack king off

Texas Hold 'Em hand, in which the player holds a Jack and a King of differing, or, "off" suits.

"I called his bluff since my jack king off gave me a full house"

by feralnogitsune August 6, 2008

jack off jill

an amazingly cool band!
wouldn't put em in a genre of music cus theres many they could come under.
basically they just rock!
i heart joj very much <3

i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself

by ~* CharlooT *~ February 21, 2005

baltimore car jacking

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.

I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.

by Slap Happy September 17, 2006

Jack B. Johnson

The current County Executive of Prince George County, Maryland. A crooked ass politician that allow the school system to go to shit and crime reach a all time high. His reelection bid for his second term was so suspect he had Jesse Jackson endorsed him and lined the pockets of black ministers. His nickname is mush mouth. This idiots theme for the County is "livable communities" which is bullshit because the demographic inside the beltway is straight ghetto.

Jack B. Johnson is so fucked up it makes a brother want to vote Republican.

by boaz357 April 25, 2007

Jack In The Box

Before climaxing during a blowjob slamming your partners head down, thus making her deep-throat your penis and ejaculating down her throat.

When talking to my girlfriend she informed me the she spits and doesn't swallow. so mid-blow job I slammed her head down and gave her a jack in the box.

by MPASS August 5, 2011

jack my hog

a.) Street slang for stealing parts off a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, or stealing the entire bike. (HOG = Harley Owner's Group)
b.) Sexual slang for masturbating a female, usually by hand.Just why the female gentitaila is referred to as "hog" is not known. Maybe because it is much like a hog; a hog (animal) will eat anything and a vagina will fuck anything.
c.) Perverted term for masturbating a pig of which you are the owner thereof.

"Hey, nobody had better jack my hog while I'm in here," said the biker to the doorman.

Bobby can jack my hog anytime, because I've never came so much.

As Sam brushed his hand over Susan's wet pussy, Susan exclaimed for Sam to, " Jack my hog baby!"

Judy was arrested because she was caught jack'n my hog off in the barn.

by Renown February 25, 2008