Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.
Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
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“I was just thinking that!”
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A.K.A Double Magic, Double Trouble, DRGD
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"Hey Scott, are you up for a double reverse gold digger before dinner?"
"That bitch would do anything for that old guy's money; except a double reverse gold-digger."
"Did you just fart?"
"Sorry, yeah, my ass is loosey goosey today."
"Why is that?"
"Kevin and I tried the double reverse gold digger last night."
"How was it?"
"Great."
"That bitch would do anything for that old guy's money; except a double reverse gold-digger."
"Did you just fart?"
"Sorry, yeah, my ass is loosey goosey today."
"Why is that?"
"Kevin and I tried the double reverse gold digger last night."
"How was it?"
"Great."
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"What happened?"
"I tried to Double-Dip the Chicken Wing..."
"Did it work?"
"Nah.."
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"I tried to Double-Dip the Chicken Wing..."
"Did it work?"
"Nah.."
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