December 16

MY BIRTHDAY (also national rage day)

Friend: Happy Birthday!
Me: FUCK THE FUCK OFF BITCH
Friend: Wait I was just saying happy birthday!
Me: December 16 is also national rage day

by mylifeisafackingjoke October 22, 2022

December

Destroy Dick December

the month where u can beat ur dick an infinite amount.

Why are u beating so much?

Bro its december.

by تايسون November 1, 2022

December 16

if you were born on this day i officially declare u a winner at life. people born on this day are mature, funny and intelligent people. these people do not care if you are criticizing them and will power through it. so back off.

when’s your birthday

december 16th why
oh you wanna be best friends
yeah sure

by Hiiabigoof November 1, 2022

decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

December 8

If you were born on December 8th you are one of a kind and people should respect u. (Unless u murdered hella people)

John: Yo man isn’t ur birthday December 8 ?
Cam: Yea Why?
John: Yo I’ve heard that people on that birthdate is a legend.

by Mr.FastInBed November 7, 2022

December 3

Conan gray day
We celebrate by wearing a sweater and stream “Heather” by Conan gray

Person: is there anything happening on December 3?
Another person: ITS CONAN GRAY DAY WEAR YOUR SWEATER

by LemiLion November 9, 2022

December 16

Kiss your bestie day! Today's the day to really go at it and give them a massive kiss.

1: *kiss*
2: Why'd you kiss me?
1: It's December 16!
2: Ohhhhh. Kiss me again.

by Nonsensible63 November 16, 2022