cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa

He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!

by THE CANDYMAN emmmm May 8, 2011

Cum-Guzzling Quefe

A skin and bones gay man who is seen as the Omega in any situation.

The Cum-Guzzling Quefe stood his ground against the guy he tried to seduce.

by McD's4life April 21, 2005

Bulgarian Cum Cannon

When you're assfucking a girl and you decide to cum inside her but, then she farts the cum back at you and you get sprayed with it.

Woah Jeff, did you fuck that girl last night?

Yeah, but that fucker gave me a Bulgarian Cum cannon

by Thad-Jarvis March 9, 2010

Cum Stain Poetry

The art of making pictures and or words out of semen that has been ejaculated on a level surface.

"Dude, I just made some really fancy cum stain poetry on my wall"
"Wow pretty cool, send me a picture"

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 January 11, 2018

Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.

Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.

by Kyobama February 8, 2020

Maybe Shit and Cum

The ultimate insult, nothing can beat it.

Person 1: I fucked your mom

Person 2: Maybe Shit and Cum

Person 1: YO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK THAT WENT TOO FAR!

by RecordHead May 28, 2020

cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.

That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.

by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017