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life

a story where people dont always have happy ever afters, people dont always win but they dont always loose either. life isnt an answer its a question. Nobody knows the answer and few people know the question.
life is nothing and everything at the same time
by needs love January 1, 2021
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Cool life...

What you say when something disappointing or aggravating happens.
Jane: *trips and spills coffee all over her new dress*
John: HAHAHAHA!
Jane: *sigh* cool life...
by Linasaur November 16, 2010
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life cycle

when looking for something for a long time and finally finding it, thus completing a part/chapter of their life. an average person would go through about 30-70 major life cycles in their lifetime, often finding lost questions and answering them or even solving problems that used to matter to them but holds no more value.
finding the name of a song that you tried to find out for 5 years, which makes that life cycle 5 years long.déjà entendu

jamais vu deja vu presque vu
by GaryTrollmer June 4, 2013
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Life

A place we are living through bodies god gave us, followed by heaven or hell after dying.
James : Man, my life is so hard I can't take this anymore!!
Emma : Don't worry, I'll kill you in a moment or two so you don't have to worry about work anymore.
by Coffee.exe April 25, 2022
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Life

A p♡ssy who also likes p♡ssy, he's trash at arsenal, kinda nice.

he likes sniffing p♡ssy's, that's all.
" Life is secretly a cat. "
by hireath. September 13, 2020
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life

person1: here you go a tiket

mam_ yayy

mam_ i hit the lato

person1_ no fucking way what the fuck you bitch i was supost to get it i gave you the wrong one sorry this is the one

mam_ bitch what the fuck awww hell naw you can kiss my ass runs

homeless man_ can i have some change

the kid frome a typ poler express_ run bitch run

white cop: mam i need you to step out the car

mam: fuck off

white cop: weewoooweeewoooweeewooo
every day life when you go to the stor to by a ticket
by kokokokooookokokjhubnmlkubjfhg November 21, 2022
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Life 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.
by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018
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