tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

Tingle Tits

When a woman is expecting, sometimes she will experience a tingling sensation in her breasts. Hence, the titties are tingly.

"If you touch my tingle tits one more time, I'll kick you in the peedoink."

by Battlecock Dickflapticka March 23, 2023

Wigger tits

A White woman with small breasts that cheat on their boyfriends/husbands with other men.

Michael: Sara want to cheat on her husband with a Black man.
Thomas: Yeah, I know. She got wigger tits.

by LinkxPeach March 25, 2023

Sparkle Tits

The act of putting pegs on your nipples, often posted on various social media platforms such as X/Twitter.

Usually clothes pegs made from eco friendly wood.

Dave: "Did you get any last night?"

Graham: "No but I did see some Sparkle Tits on twitter"

by PegsForNips June 3, 2024

Bitch Tits

Used for an array of meanings between people who are well acquainted / taking the piss of one another

Example one : When someone is whining and bitching like an upset girl ( any age ) or a child
Example two : Greeting someone close / The person who is known to complain a lot in general

Example One : " You really are whining like a cow aren't you, Bitch Tits"
Example Two : " Sup Bitch Tits"

by ChefHeinzy June 10, 2024

Bonus Tits

When you’re straight, but you happen to stumble upon a ladyboy pounding out a cis hottie. You ignore the facts, and you get the tissues anyway. It’s like regular straight porn, but with (BONUS TITS).

Sheittt boi, you know I’m straight but I don’t mind me some bonus tits here and there. (PSA, searching for trans porn is gay, but stumbling upon some bonus tits is totally not).

by JDMLord94 June 21, 2024

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024