Bri-Guy

A guy who is obsessed with collecting yetis and doesn’t stop talking about how fire his salsa is. If you see him on the street you’ve probably heard him quoting “The Campaign” and crying over a missed parlay.

Oh you’re maxing out your bets this week? That’s so Bri-Guy of you.

by Shooter McGavin February 6, 2025

That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.

You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025

Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.

Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018

family guy

a show that was only liked for its first 4 seasons before salty south park fanboys decided to hate on a decent show since their daddies told them to
simpsons fanboys also hated on the show because 2 characters were inspired by the show
eventually after season 6 it became reasonable to hate the show, and now it's among the most boring shows on air

guy 1: family guy fell off after season (X)
guys 2 - 15: WE KNOW

by faxlord November 25, 2022

fanny pack guy

A guy who wears a fanny pack, that's it.

bender bending rodriguez: what a fine day
fanny pack guy: hello
bender bending rodriguez: what the fuck is that fanny pack guy

by cyb lib January 27, 2024

Push up guy

A guy who does push ups in the middle of class, is also stupid and eats shirts for living

Oh there’s dumbass push up guy doing push up’s in the middle of class

by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021

that cool white guy

that cool white guy in your life. He’s usually straight and cis but he’s like cooler than the other cis straight white guys in your life. Cool white guys usually love their mom and are probably afraid of bugs.

person 1: Hey there’s that cool white guy with his mom!!
person 2: that guys my favorite

by ilovepissyummypissyummy November 9, 2021