Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 28, 2019

schwan stick

Someone you don't want to be around. The guy you don't want to be.

"Man, my PO is a schwan stick." or "I hate going there, that dude is a fucking schwan stick."

by SmackEm May 18, 2007

Long end of the stick

When you're a big poopyhead

did you hear? Janice got fired!
Yeah, Thorvald's holding the long end of the stick here.

by jonblo November 23, 2020

swaggy stick

bestie yuhh

me: stick is so epic
jnogen idk: yessss
it forced me to say swaggy stick ok

by moon ✰ April 5, 2021

stick noised

A person acting like they have a stick up their ass about someone else flaws and turning their noise up at their own flaws

Person A: Did you hear that Jane Doe dumped John!
Person B: Yeah, I heard she stick noised him
Person A: How rude!

by DangerNoodle5 March 9, 2023

Infuriating Stick

A boner so hard it infuriates the one with it

Guy 1: Why TF is (guy 3) slapping his dick
Guy 2: (guy 3) got an infuriating stick, that's why

by CometStealYoLungs April 22, 2024

Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.

I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021