leave-ons

shoes that have a design on the bottom that you leave on during sex, so that way the design is faced up towards the roof.

I went to payless and saw these shoes with flowers on the bottom of them...my man told me to buy cause they sould like leave-ons.

by J. LaShea May 23, 2008

the grey one

a beast of a horse whose might can withstand all and any onslaught

also, a well endowed fellow

tha grey 1 is a fiend

by grey fiend March 5, 2005

one eyed pirate

when a guy kicks some broad in the shin then jizzes in her eye. After this event, the bitch will proceed to hop around on one leg with one eye closed and continuously scream arrrrr.

This sexual "game" originates in Medieval England.

My boiiieee morgan one-eye-pirated some bitch he met at the mall.

by berk and blatt December 2, 2004

one eight seven

a fucking awesome song by the awesomest band of all time senses fail

one eight seven is the best song ever

by fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff August 27, 2006

one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

by Shaggy October 7, 2003

one year past

The worst reason for a bunch of fuck ups, in a band ever

ROCKER 1: Dude did you see that band one year past?
ROCKER 2: Oh yeah, they were jacked man, what a bunch of fuck ups!
ROCKER 1: yah i know, but did you hear the screamths?

by serves you right September 8, 2005

Finched One Off

This is when someone with the surname "Finch" excretes toxic chemicals into the local atmosphere. These chemicals contain chemicals such as Methane, which can cause dire effects, For Instance, Cholera, Diarrohea. These chemicals can be excreted via the rear end, sweating, or from wearing sewage clothes, such as a fake Arsenal shirt. Unfortunately, there are no known cures for this unfortunate disease, but a Deodrant can, and a bath would be very helpful

"Oh bloody hell Craig, you've Finched one off"

by Christopher Chapman September 26, 2006