james

a smart person who is so orz

Person 1) James is so orz.
Person 2) I want to date him.

by orzintballs May 31, 2025

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Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

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James

The type of guy to wear shorts in the winter

Brian: hey bro why you wearing shorts
Cliff: I’m pulling a James

by Imogen_small_fry June 8, 2025

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Doing A James

sinking a large amount of hours or days into a specific subject, typically gaming

what the fuck
what?
he is already better than me and it has been only 2 days!
that cheeky cunt must be doing a james!

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

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James

Big dick energy and always wants sex. He will hump your chest and loves making out. He has a good personality and never gets his way. He is very good at fortnite and probably simps for your mom.

Woah watch out for horny james
omg he is so sexy sucky my dick.

by kobecatjr December 3, 2022

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