When a guy tries to get with girls by acting like their gay best friend. They all love him, and then he goes in for the kill
Zach talks to all the girls about their feelings and then tries to get with them. He spits that Gay Best Friend Game
by T Baby Bone Bean.... July 6, 2011
Get the Gay Best Friend Gamemug. One of the most funniest and greatest internet ppl ever since the dance revolution thing. The Angry Video game nerd is a character played by James Rolfe, who reviews games from the 80s that are just god awful. He really helps you with what games you shouldn't play, even if it looks good to play, if he reviews them, it fucking sucks.
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew
He.s funny, hes awsome, and so much better than that, emo fuck faggot of a fuck Chris Cock(suc)ker. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" Shut up! If he only knew
The Angry Video Game Nerd uses such hilarious words like, cockadookie and bullfuck, he would rather eat the rotten asshole of a skunk than play, wolly bear, he's got balls. Crocker is just balls, or ballsucker.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
Get the The Angry Video Game Nerdmug. used by some members in the magic the gathering community, this is cried out after a small action in a given game suggesting a cheat or illegal action. opponents will enthousiasticly cry out cheat cheat game loss!, calling for an imanginary judge and pretend the world is coming to an end.
this however, is not the case.
this however, is not the case.
player 1: tap plains tap island play counterspell
player 2: u cant do that!!! woot!1!1!1! Judge!! CHEAT CHEAT GAME LOSS!!!
player 2: u cant do that!!! woot!1!1!1! Judge!! CHEAT CHEAT GAME LOSS!!!
by Zdarkete June 4, 2007
Get the cheat cheat game loss!mug. A hentai game on a porn site that you looked up cuz a friend told you about it and says its not about sex even though is a porn site
Nigga 1: hey watch this video when you go home its called meet n fuck games cracker 1: hey what site do you find it on. Nigga 1 : xvideos. Cracker 1: isn't that a porn site Nigga 1: yeah but its one those videos that a game promosion is in. Cracker 1: I'll check it out later
by Aarmau fan January 29, 2018
Get the meet n fuck gamesmug. Yo dude, why are you late to the championship basketball game?! We start in five!
Dont worry man, i had my pre-game pump-out. im good to go!
Dont worry man, i had my pre-game pump-out. im good to go!
by AKJOBE94 October 7, 2010
Get the Pre-Game Pump-Outmug. When you contact someone you haven't seen in a long time, and they will typically say "I miss you! We should hang out!/Lets meet up sometime!" However, when you go to make plans or contact them again. They never respond back or claim they are busy during that time.
Girl 1: Hey, haven't seen you since last day of school!
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*
- or -
Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*
Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.
Girl 2: Aww yeah! I miss you so much! We should hang out :)
Girl 1: Cool lets make plans :D
Girl 2: *Never responds back*
- or -
Girl 2: I'm busy that day. *No further explanation*
Those are the two typical scenarios of the "I miss you!" Game.
by ClaireLyons August 7, 2011
Get the "I miss you!" Gamemug. NOTE: Needless to say, the following sex games are only appropriate for adults. Whatever the rules, a game is just a game, "no" always means no, and safe sex is always the best sex.
Snap
This is the original sex bracelet game.
Player One selects a participant wearing jelly bracelets (Player Two).
Player One chooses a bracelet based on its color and pulls on it until it "snaps" off Player Two's arm.
The bracelet may only be removed from Player Two by manually breaking it without the aid of scissors, nail clippers, pocket knives, etc.
If Player One loses their grip on the bracelet, and it snaps back against Player Two's arm without breaking, Player One loses their turn.
If Player One succeeds in breaking the bracelet, they may perform with Player Two the act signified by the color of the bracelet, as agreed upon by the game's participants.
Player One may opt to redeem the broken bracelet (the "sex coupon") at a later time, but it may be used only once.
Tug of War
Like pulling on a wish-bone:
Link two jelly bracelets together. (To do this, pass Bracelet One through Bracelet Two, then use a finger to hook Bracelet Two and pull it down and through Bracelet One, pulling them in opposite directions. They should be joined by what looks like a square knot.)
Player One and Player Two each hook an index finger through the opposite jelly bracelet loops.
The players pull the linked bracelets in opposing directions until one of the bracelets breaks.
The player whose bracelet broke may then engage with the other player in the act signified by the broken bracelet's color, or an act previously agreed on by the players before the start of the game.
Daisy Chain
A more elaborate version of Tug of War:
Two players create a chain of four or more jelly bracelets of different colors.
Each player takes an end of the chain and hooks a finger through the end bracelets.
The players stand a few feet apart and pull on the bracelet chain in opposite directions.
When a bracelet breaks, the players may engage in whatever act that bracelet's color stands for.
Handcuffs
This adds an element of bondage play. For more of a challenge, put the "cuffs" on behind the player's back. (Warning: Never leave anyone alone after restraining them. Make sure the restraints are not restricting blood circulation and do not leave on for more than 10 minutes.)
Player One chooses two bracelets of different colors and links them together as for "Tug of War." This creates a pair of "handcuffs" that they can then slip on the wrists of Player Two.
Player Two must "escape" from the cuffs by pulling their wrists apart in opposite directions, until one of the bracelets breaks.
Player Two may then engage with Player One in whatever act is signified by the color of the broken bracelet. If Player Two manages to break both bracelets simultaneously, they may perform both acts in whatever order they choose.
Knotty Boy
Remember the old bar trick of tying a maraschino cherry stem in a knot using only your tongue? Usually a woman would do this, and the idea was to demonstrate oral skills that were presumably transferable to performing fellatio. Since jelly bracelets could be a choking hazard, we don't recommend using them to duplicate the cherry stem stunt. Our version of this game give the men equal time to show off their manual skills.
The male player selects a jelly bracelet and breaks it off of the female participant's arm.
The object of the game is for him to tie the broken jelly bracelet in a knot, using only one hand. He must keep the other hand behind his back.
Successfully tying the bracelet in a knot demonstrates he possesses the manual dexterity to potentially stimulate a woman to orgasm.
If he manages to tie the bracelet in a knot in less than a minute, he earns the right to demonstrate his manual skills on the bracelet's owner.
Snap
This is the original sex bracelet game.
Player One selects a participant wearing jelly bracelets (Player Two).
Player One chooses a bracelet based on its color and pulls on it until it "snaps" off Player Two's arm.
The bracelet may only be removed from Player Two by manually breaking it without the aid of scissors, nail clippers, pocket knives, etc.
If Player One loses their grip on the bracelet, and it snaps back against Player Two's arm without breaking, Player One loses their turn.
If Player One succeeds in breaking the bracelet, they may perform with Player Two the act signified by the color of the bracelet, as agreed upon by the game's participants.
Player One may opt to redeem the broken bracelet (the "sex coupon") at a later time, but it may be used only once.
Tug of War
Like pulling on a wish-bone:
Link two jelly bracelets together. (To do this, pass Bracelet One through Bracelet Two, then use a finger to hook Bracelet Two and pull it down and through Bracelet One, pulling them in opposite directions. They should be joined by what looks like a square knot.)
Player One and Player Two each hook an index finger through the opposite jelly bracelet loops.
The players pull the linked bracelets in opposing directions until one of the bracelets breaks.
The player whose bracelet broke may then engage with the other player in the act signified by the broken bracelet's color, or an act previously agreed on by the players before the start of the game.
Daisy Chain
A more elaborate version of Tug of War:
Two players create a chain of four or more jelly bracelets of different colors.
Each player takes an end of the chain and hooks a finger through the end bracelets.
The players stand a few feet apart and pull on the bracelet chain in opposite directions.
When a bracelet breaks, the players may engage in whatever act that bracelet's color stands for.
Handcuffs
This adds an element of bondage play. For more of a challenge, put the "cuffs" on behind the player's back. (Warning: Never leave anyone alone after restraining them. Make sure the restraints are not restricting blood circulation and do not leave on for more than 10 minutes.)
Player One chooses two bracelets of different colors and links them together as for "Tug of War." This creates a pair of "handcuffs" that they can then slip on the wrists of Player Two.
Player Two must "escape" from the cuffs by pulling their wrists apart in opposite directions, until one of the bracelets breaks.
Player Two may then engage with Player One in whatever act is signified by the color of the broken bracelet. If Player Two manages to break both bracelets simultaneously, they may perform both acts in whatever order they choose.
Knotty Boy
Remember the old bar trick of tying a maraschino cherry stem in a knot using only your tongue? Usually a woman would do this, and the idea was to demonstrate oral skills that were presumably transferable to performing fellatio. Since jelly bracelets could be a choking hazard, we don't recommend using them to duplicate the cherry stem stunt. Our version of this game give the men equal time to show off their manual skills.
The male player selects a jelly bracelet and breaks it off of the female participant's arm.
The object of the game is for him to tie the broken jelly bracelet in a knot, using only one hand. He must keep the other hand behind his back.
Successfully tying the bracelet in a knot demonstrates he possesses the manual dexterity to potentially stimulate a woman to orgasm.
If he manages to tie the bracelet in a knot in less than a minute, he earns the right to demonstrate his manual skills on the bracelet's owner.
COLOR CODE
Clear or Clear with Glitter: Wildcard
White: Ask out
Red: Hickey
Neon Red: Strip
Dark Red: Sex without condom
Red with Glitter: Finger
Orange: Hug
Neon Orange: Bear hug
Orange with Glitter: Hug and kiss
Yellow: Feel-up
Neon Yellow: Blowjob
Yellow with Glitter: Handjob
Green: Suck on any part of the body
Neon Green: Oral sex
Green with Glitter: 69
Blue: Blow Job
Neon Blue: Anal
Baby Blue: Sex in water
Blue with Glitter: Skinny dip
Purple: French kiss
Purple with Glitter: Make out
Brown: Lap Dance
Black: Sex with condom
Silver: Outdoor Sex
Gold: Whatever the boy wants
Gold with Glitter: Whatever the girl wants
Pink: Flash
Baby Pink: Feel-up “parts”
Pink with Glitter: The girl takes off something the boy is wearing
Hot Pink/Magenta: The boy takes off something that the girl is wearing
Any Glow in the Dark: Sex toys
The Snap Game Jelly Bracelets
Clear or Clear with Glitter: Wildcard
White: Ask out
Red: Hickey
Neon Red: Strip
Dark Red: Sex without condom
Red with Glitter: Finger
Orange: Hug
Neon Orange: Bear hug
Orange with Glitter: Hug and kiss
Yellow: Feel-up
Neon Yellow: Blowjob
Yellow with Glitter: Handjob
Green: Suck on any part of the body
Neon Green: Oral sex
Green with Glitter: 69
Blue: Blow Job
Neon Blue: Anal
Baby Blue: Sex in water
Blue with Glitter: Skinny dip
Purple: French kiss
Purple with Glitter: Make out
Brown: Lap Dance
Black: Sex with condom
Silver: Outdoor Sex
Gold: Whatever the boy wants
Gold with Glitter: Whatever the girl wants
Pink: Flash
Baby Pink: Feel-up “parts”
Pink with Glitter: The girl takes off something the boy is wearing
Hot Pink/Magenta: The boy takes off something that the girl is wearing
Any Glow in the Dark: Sex toys
The Snap Game Jelly Bracelets
by sum1 u dont no January 20, 2009
Get the The Snap Game [Jelly Bracelets]mug.