freeland fart nectar

When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them
by team anal May 9, 2014
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butthole penis fart

beck: and now i am going to welcome one of my favorite bands, they are arguably one of the best bands of all time. put your old ass hands together, and give a warm welcome to butthole penis fart
by freefall44 January 5, 2021
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roblox fart sex

what 6-year-olds search up when they want porn
Mom: I saw your search history. WTF IS ROBLOX FART SEX?!?!
Kid: What?
Mom: Come in the car, I'm gonna drop you off at the adoption center
by piposhendu January 14, 2023
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eart my fart

"Eart my fart," is a pickup line to show how funny you are to your significant other. In many cases, it causes the person to fall in love with you right away. (read our reviews below)
"eart my fart stabilized my marriage"
"eart my fart instantly made me the best looking person ever"
"i used to have herpes and AIDS but thanks to eart my fart I also have HIV."
"i met my roblox girlfriend using eart my fart"
"eart my fart has been a blessing bestowed upon our family."
eart my fart mary!
*mary proceeds to ask u out cause the pickup line was just that good
by _hAs LeFT ThE cHaT February 18, 2019
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fart liquid torture

when your girl feels as if she has to release a geseous foul storm from her anus and sit's on you to realese it all. it's best when done by a iron-handed,sexy female patner
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
can you believe what happened to me last night? Man speceilya subjected me to fart liquid torture. i never wanna leave her.never.
by 24/765 November 26, 2010
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Black Fart Dragon

The Black Fart Dragon is when you are about to eat a girls ass but then she farts. You still lick it though because you love your boo.
Lucas: Ayo son where were you last night?
Daniel: Eatin this girls ass.
Lucas: Oh damn.
Daniel: She brought out the Black Fart Dragon though!!!
by THEBlackFartDRagon September 23, 2016
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Do not trust fart

The DO NOT TRUST FART are questionable farts that is usually associated with diarrhea , questionable in the sense of whether or not the fart should be retained or not? the fart that you make sure you purdge out very slowly so you don't have to keep sending someone out to get you new clothes kinda fart. Prequal to a shart
From a friend to a friend I must say your ass gas is sounding wet I hope you don't end up getting a case of do not trust farts
by N.R.B. June 7, 2020
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