Urban Dictionary

Y'all are nasty

john: types name into urban dictionary
first response: John is a Man-hoe with a tiny penis
john: WTF?
Second response: John is the most annoying person you'll ever meet
john: WHHHYYYYYYYY
Third response: Fuck you, john!

by Me-Me-Big-Boi May 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary

I wanted a definition.

Not 55 ways to have sex with a water bottle.

Me: *Vibing trying to figure out what air is*

Definition: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HA-

Me: *Throws my phone*

Me: Urban Dictionary please- I wanna know what a shark is.

Dictionary: It's a way to Frick ur mum uwu hehehwn3mdns.snsmwme

by AAAAAAAAAAAAExceptsomeonestol- July 3, 2021

Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

Urban dictionary

An Website That Difines Meanings Of Words.

Me: I like the Urban Dictionary

Bad person: Ugh no

by Goodgirl! Badgirl~ October 20, 2021

Weaver's dictionary

The dictionary written by the weaver clan in the 21st century following the great schism with the emilys.

The 2010 Weaver's dictionary containing the word hateable

by weves October 27, 2010

Urban Dictionary

The site your on right now.

Let's look at Urban Dictionary for funny stuff.

by Golferbc October 30, 2017

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

Something UD says when you type in ▥

Urban Dictionary is busy right now.

by yeltsA kciR June 4, 2021