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Kingdom of the Polished Rocks

A hierarchal structure that is kind of similar to a crypto rugpull in the sense that you are hyped when you get into it, and then the person at the top ruins their ties to everyone around them. An unfair system that is built on lies and silently banning people and turning them against each other.
Hey Aidan, you been in the Kingdom of the Polished Rocks recently?

No Cleor, I got shadowbanned and blocked on everything because I met a cute boy.
by Hell Man Yang July 30, 2022
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Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022
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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
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Red Army Rock

A Vikinglaw's Red Army member (usually Initiate-Conscript) that is a new player which has not good knowledge of the Military Simulator rules, or just want to mess around.
Yo, that Junior Conscript is a Red Army Rock he keeps Team Killing me!
I know right, we should report that Red Army Rock to a HR.
by minecraft epic gamer October 30, 2020
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Go Kick Rocks

On TikTok specifically, it means Fuck Off. Commonly used by American Patriots against brainwashed MAGA troglodytes who suffer from the pity party male loneliness epidemic. It’s a last resort response since TikTok censors our original responses.
Tiny Penis MAGA: Women belong in the kitchen!
American Patriot: Go kick rocks, right wing Nazi!
by dat90skehd April 2, 2025
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Industrialist Rock n' Roller

Industrialist Rock n' Roller \in-DUHS-tree-uh-list rok-uhn-rohl-er\, noun:

1. A person who owns or is involved in an enterprise whose purpose is to produce a product of objective Value in the mindless void of the entertainment industry.

2. A person of or relating to the characteristics of a Russell Turner
Russell Turner, the Industrialist Rock n' Roller produced his debut album without regard to public opinion holding the value of his product as the highest virtue.
by the Industrialist September 15, 2009
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Phantom hash rock

Noun: When you think a hot rock of hash is burning your skin but its just your imagination.
Dude: Owch! Damn hash rocks, Man. Wait where is it!? Must have been my imagination..
Man: Awh Dude, looks like you had a phantom hash rock.
by famizzle May 31, 2018
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