poop

my enemies

me:hey poops
my enemy:ejfusjdnwwisnsuwsoddjd$ vhfjfvhf

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 1, 2021

pee on poop

peeing on poop is a way to hate on poop while in the bathroom, you poop first then pee on top of it so the poop can die.

aimee is peeing on poop rn its so loud! shes gonna come out the bathroom and tell EVERYONE

pee on poop always and forever

by aimzies August 1, 2021

baka poop

Doodoo that comes from imposter booty.

Eww bro! Is that baka poop?

by MuzzleDoof August 5, 2021

Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

poop

Literally the funniest thing ever. There is no higher form of comedy. None. Especially for 3 to 4 year-olds.

You cannot get funnier than this.

haha poop funny

by FirSire337 August 8, 2021

SMP Films - MAKE POOP

make poop is one of the funniest songs to ever exist and it was used as the background music in corys video:

how to make poop.

so everyone knows how to make poop

and the funniest thing about this song is that it makes:

POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP

no just kidding it dosent pee it just make

poop in da traffic

SMP Films - MAKE POOP Is my Favorite Song!

by xX 44100 Xx August 9, 2021

Poop Chute Presentation (PCP)

Shaking the buttock quickly in an up and down motion with the hips, spreading the shaker's "cheeks" to present the anus, often to hypnotized onlookers. This is done repeatedly, mostly on all fours, in a frog-like position. More professional presenters are able to deliver said movement while in a sumo style (wide) stance standing. The Poop Shute Presentation can be abbreviated to it's more common street/bedroom/pool party name of "PCP".

1) Mildred was shocked to see a young woman doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in front of the hams in the meat section at Vons.

2) Women were hypnotizing the boys doing the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) at the clubs in Miami. The boys were making it rain for them.

3) Becky took me to the VIP room to do the Poop Chute Presentation (PCP) in private, but I left 'cause she was nasty.

by Henry Squaddlebottom August 10, 2021