This Guy

Typically it's the person that always adds his/her/other opinion without giving it much thought so it comes out either as offensive, dumb or both.

Me; Hey bro totally getting that new apartment tomorrow, so get your stuff ready.

You: Awesome G you're going to load up our stuff in that U-Haul van you're buying as well?

Me: This Guy... (In my mind, "this idiot thinks I'm going to do everything. SMH.")

by HandlethatUD July 22, 2020

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.

PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time

by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020

guy

fieri

“that dude with spiky hair is guy”

by coach macs secret lover August 21, 2020

Squiz Guy

A map nerd who’s most popular videos are on a website called pixelplace.io

Squiz Guy has a very monotone voice

by Squizguy August 22, 2020

Gayest Guy Ever

Jayand Vishnu make a great couple

Jay and Vishnu both share the record for Gayest Guy Ever

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

hat guy

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman

girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L

by robocopcarter September 7, 2020