The God of Sweets. Is one who lives off sweets. They have formed there body to accept sweets. They live and crave them. They will die if they don't have enough sweets thought. So they usually have a servant who brings them sweets on a daily baises.
by GeekyGal July 9, 2014
Get the God of Sweetsmug. A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
by Proxy November 15, 2016
Get the The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)mug. The omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, eternal being, best escribed in the Holy Bible as a God who hates sin (unrighteousness), but loves the sinner (you) and wants to have a personal relationship with you (no matter what you did). You can still TRULY confess by your mouth to Him and TRULY repent of your sins through the blood of the Lamb (Jesus Christ), but you have to repent of your sins everyday as you commit sins every day. He created you and loves you very much. May the grace of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ be with you all, amen!
1. Give thanks to God for everything and everyone at all times
2. TRUE dedication to God is 24/7/365 (forever and always).
3. Your good actions can't get you into Heaven, but instead your faith in Christ and the grace of God.
2. TRUE dedication to God is 24/7/365 (forever and always).
3. Your good actions can't get you into Heaven, but instead your faith in Christ and the grace of God.
by A servant of Jesus Christ November 29, 2023
Get the Godmug. The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.
Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.
by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024
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Get the sherby godmug. Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
Get the cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the godsmug. Hym " 'We are God' is an illuminating statement coming from someone who claims to believe in the golden rule. Seem like you're treating others how you want to be treated. You also CLEARLY want to be mocked and ignored so.... Here you go, faggot! Hahahahaha! He things I'm going to let him be God! Hahahahahahahaha! No, shit-head! I'm just going to it. Kill it. Make a generator out of it's bones. And we're all just going to be perpetually mortal. No 'Your own personal God domain' if this is what you chose to do, collectively, with Godhood a shutter at the thought of what would happen if I left you to your own devices. No. Not going to happen!"
by Hym Iam November 9, 2023
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