Shit Taco

When you insert your penis into a chicks asshole, then pull-out and precede to stick it in her pussy and leave a trail of feces in your wake.

Last night I gave my chick a shit taco.
That hoe is dirty she loves shit tacos.

by cuasshul September 17, 2010

shit fan

When shit hits a fan, it causes a shit storm

Man today at work it was a shit fan

by sexual goat August 1, 2006

wifi shit

When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.

"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.

"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."

- true story.

by Tuffnuts June 22, 2006

Ball Shit

When you are having sex with a chick who's got a dirty ass and you get her shit on your balls.

I had to clean up my ball shit after sleeping with Betty last night.

by netchi October 22, 2008

No Shit, Sherlock!

A way of saying " No Duh " or " Obviously " but in a mean kind of way or sarcastically

Guy: What color is the sky?
Girl: Blue ./?

Guy: No Shit, Sherlock!

by SRS111222 February 17, 2012

Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.

Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.

by Static1432 November 17, 2009

e-shit

NOUN. unwanted things/articles in one's inbox; oftentimes ads for erectile disfunction or free porn. These are often avoided like the plague (trashed) to prevent your computer from getting a virus.

VERB. 1.The act of sending/receiving said unwantedness. 2.When your computer decides to just log you out of the internet for no reason (or a reason), or it just so happens to shut down completely.

NOUN. "Damn, my inbox is full of e-shit again, which I can't delete fast enough."

VERB.
1."I'm tired of all these goddamn E.D. companies taking an e-shit in my inbox."
2.Older computers will tend to take an e-shit when you try to open 80 windows at once.

by Breasticle Festival October 10, 2006