UR MOM 

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

UR MOM by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

ur mom gay 

ur dad les btqia+ whats next? ur family tree lgbt homo will rise

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ur mom gay by happyholocaust January 22, 2020

tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.

"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"

tuxedo mom by TheKatertot January 23, 2020

Your mom 

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

Your mom by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

yer mom 

a fat bitch

teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!

yer mom by KING3R23 January 27, 2020

your mom 

your mom is my mom

your mom is a person that takes care of you

your mom by ruben v January 30, 2020

ur mom gay 

The best comeback in the history of comebacks.

Some Kid 1: ur autistic
Some Kid 2: ur mom gay
Some Kid 1: *dies*

ur mom gay by Sybillity January 30, 2020