beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker

OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)

by lucasant November 14, 2023

Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.

“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”

by August 11, 2024

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 24, 2008

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

by rasta badmon January 24, 2025

Meat Wall

The physiological barrier you unexpectedly crash into after eating a large amount of meat.

Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.

"Bloody hell, that kebab sent me right into the meat wall."

by Douche McBaggins October 27, 2016

Winky Meat

The underbutt that comes out of the bottom of shorts.

"You can't go to church like that! Your winky meat is out!"

"That girl's winky meat is hanging out."

by Tuna Stach June 28, 2023

Winky Meat

The under part of your butt that hangs out the bottom of shorts.

"Make sure you cover up your winky meat before going out."

by Tuna Stach June 07, 2023