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Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.
I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.
by Dark Oak September 3, 2023
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doo-doo butters

The act of taking a shit and having the consistency of cold butter a.k.a. extra thick
Trey- Where the hell were you earlier?
Alex- Man, I just went down down doo-doo butters! Dropped a thick ass turd!
by tpoointrey October 16, 2008
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Beans and butters

Beans and butters is used to show good quality of conversation it basically means that’s good or no bother
Wey aye Kidd that’s “beans and butters” that
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P’Nasticus Bütte

P’Nasticus Bütte, often referred to as, “Butt Sex”, is occasionally used as a covert mean to express sexual desire regarding anal pleasures. Quite often, during these anal pleasures, one will employ an implement (or Shlong) much to the delight of the recipient.

In polite society, you might wish to use this phrase instead of, “Butt Stuff”, “Butt Tricks”, “Butt Cum Dumping”, “Anal”, “Stuffin Muffin”, etc. As always, make sure the trap is clean, the muffin is buttered, the rod firm, the thrust gentle … and, please, offer that friendly reach around.
Hot dude: Hi .. I’m hung, hilarious and intrigued by your intellect and fortunate genetics …”

Hot Lady: “Oh .. I’m Victoria, Hi’”

Hot dude: “so .. what are you into, Victoria?? What do you like ??”

Hot Lady: “I like all things … round objects and Protuberances tickle me richly.”

Hot dude: “say … are you familiar with (looks around discreetly) P’Nasticus Bütte??”

Hot Lady: “Most definitely … let’s go back to my apartment, it’s right above the bodega on 69th”

Hot dude: “Perf.”
by Jo Colaczech-Higgins April 14, 2024
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The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.
Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
Fuck man! feel better.”
by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022
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Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation
Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"
by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025
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