God

God, also know by many as ‘Elio’, is a being with the most perfect and fullest of beards. He has nicely proportioned ears and is very tall.
It is said that ‘Elio’ is attracted to dodos, specifically the very rare ‘long necked dodos with 14inch grippers’….They also have a terrible credit score which is the main attraction towards this type of dodo. There are many unworthy dodos that cannot simply fathom the fact that ‘Elio’ is a god, however those dodos get shown in different ways as time goes by

Elio is a god

by Alisha’s mum September 24, 2022

God

Bingus

Binugus is God

by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022

God

is a real G. He's the only reason i'm actually still breathing on this Shit hole RN.

Stop scrolling down its only God

No God down here only Hell and Satan... Which is this fucking website.

by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

Nyo god

Another way to say oh god but to sound like an idiot. Also can be spoken as neeyo god.

“Hey, go take the trash out,”… “NYO GOD!”

by Speedybugle September 26, 2024

Ginger god

Red hair so supreme that it rules all gingers.

The sun was out and the light shined on Allan, unraveling what he had known since birth. That he was the chosen one, the ginger god.

by 69wasagreatyear September 22, 2018

God

God is God. The true meaning of a god came from him. People wish to be him but can't.

There is only one god and your not him.
God doesn't give revenge. He gives people a reason to change and feel happy. Seek him now before you see him later, you will not regret it

God: well done faithful servant!
Child of God: in " Awe ( ゜ o ゜ ;"

by Professor Squiggles March 20, 2023