Head Banger

When you take a penis and slap it against your forehead.

Like when your friend walks into class with a COCKS University of South Carolina hat on, and you say, you got cocks on your forehead, know what that means..... You're a HEAD BANGER

by redheadbanger November 17, 2011

muffin head

The head of an erect penis. Usually resmbles the top of a freshly maked muffin.

I was talkin to Chistina last night and I got a sweet muffin head

by William Roll October 23, 2004

square head

A person with the birth defect known as square headedness. It affects them for the rest of their lives, for example they cant put on normal t-shirts and they must tesolate to spawn mre of their evil ofspring.
It results in lack of mates and widespread piss taking.
They will suffer for the rest of their sorry excuses for lives, they have no social lives and so have nothing better to do other than revise and get good marks.

1: hey look that kids got a sqaure head!
2: oh yeah what a freak......(chanting) square head, square head
1: oi ur a freak go and sand ur edges
mark(the square):honestly im not that square headed!
1 and 2:well u r u utter freak with no mates go and tesolate with another square!!

by SHU (Square Haters Union) November 30, 2006

Panini Head

A panini head is particular friend who calls you names for wearing 90s themed clothing
They especially call you names like 'slut" or "prositute"

See that vampire kid? He's my panini head..."

by ujfghuyiwguhv August 30, 2018

nappy head

A person who behaves like a kid!!! Kiddish behaviour!!!

Tom is such a nappy head he starting crying when questioned by the teacher.

by Raman Chugh August 12, 2006

metal head

A metallic replacement glans for a penis that has rotted away due to such STDs as clamhydaherpacrabs(sic.) and gonosyphillaids.

Jake: "I was thinking the other day: all my best friends are metal heads,"
Storm: "Well you do look a lot like Ian McKellen,"
Jake: "Why should that have anything to do with it?"
Storm: "This is why me and you never get down and dirty Jake - you're such a dumbass,"

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

snake head

to give another person a blowjob while they are sleeping or passed out, such as being sneaky like a snake.

Yea he passed out so i jus snake headed him.

by big daddyZ December 23, 2008