shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023

its gone tits up

1. something that has failed spectacularly, in a way that could not be predicted (it went tits up) can also be used in this case)
2. something that has broken slightly

Friend 1 - thought you were going out tonight
friend 2 - its gone tits up went tits up, friend 3 was sick and friend 4 had car issues
friend 1 - that went properly tits up then

by TalikTheVampire March 13, 2023

Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.

Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"

by Pusywater March 17, 2023

tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

Tingle Tits

When a woman is expecting, sometimes she will experience a tingling sensation in her breasts. Hence, the titties are tingly.

"If you touch my tingle tits one more time, I'll kick you in the peedoink."

by Battlecock Dickflapticka March 23, 2023

Wigger tits

A White woman with small breasts that cheat on their boyfriends/husbands with other men.

Michael: Sara want to cheat on her husband with a Black man.
Thomas: Yeah, I know. She got wigger tits.

by LinkxPeach March 25, 2023

National send ass and tit pics may 31st

Send ass and tit pics at the same time on the 31st of may.

National send ass and tit pics may 31st fn

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024