pandarised dog

when you put mascara on a dalmation and it goes in a river. When it comes out it can officially be called a pandarised dog.

OMG look at my dog he's completely pandarised!!
Yeah he's a pandarised dog alright!

by hehehahalolz(Y) April 30, 2009

Dog Hoarding

Any person who owns more than 2 dogs.

Me: Man, Jud just got ANOTHER dog - a black lab puppy. . . This is like their 3rd dog.

Wife: That's dog hoarding.

by Myers251 March 27, 2014

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

poofta dog

When a dog with big muscles chokes on a smaller dog

My dog would choke on your dog because it’s a Poofta dog

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Scoop Dog

The New Fuhrer Of Ingenistan

Hey did you hear that 'Scoop Dog' Is now the Fuhrer of ingenistan?

by Pjing June 19, 2021

Chicago Dog

A Chicago dog can only happen after a long night in Chicago. You can’t shower, and then your cum receptacle has to eat your Chicago dog.

I just had a long Chicago night and I been thinking my balls smell. I think I need get the old lady a Chicago dog

by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019

chester dog

a hot dog who likes being awesome

i am a chester dog

by UGLYHELLOPEOPLE January 11, 2017