#1 Joseph Simp

#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟

me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!

gojo: who tf is that⁉️

me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)

by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021

Simp

A guy who will do ANYTHING for a chick. Usually called Angelo or George, these people will literally compliment a girl for no reason at all, buy her things and be an all round pussy in the effort to impress a girl who is not interesting. Most commonly, these people are not very good looking and will often us the phrase "nice guys finish last". Avoid at all costs.

1. "Hey bro, Angelo is such a simp for her"

2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"

by Pickmeboipolice69 November 21, 2021

Simp

Simp means possessiveness. A simp buys and sells people and does way too much, for example, brags about having a partner and feels pity for people who are happy when they are single. Then they do again too much, so that they date too. It comes from the word pimp, but now it is simp.

The simp set his malignant narcissistic friend up with a blind date with his ex, and he even sended his malignant narcissistic friend, their relationship nudes without him or consent because he pitied him for being single. It cost the simp 40000 euro to escape prison.

by Citycouncillight November 27, 2020

Simp

A simp is basically a tryhard when it comes to pursuing women except they're stuck at a low rank

Haha SIMP!

by dictionarier July 7, 2020

Simp

A simp is a subservient or submissive male that will so anything to attract a female. Or anyone name's Tyler Oscar or pace

C: pace keeps talking to me even tho I friend zoned him
Ch: damn what a simp

by Bitch alien April 11, 2020

simp

a person that goes after and idolizes girls they'll never get

Jim keeps trying to date Karen even though she's married

Jim is such a simp

by orange joose554 July 23, 2021

Prod-simp

An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.

Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.

by The British Tea January 30, 2022