Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Weiner Water

A delicacy shared by any person loving the broth made by boiling weiners onnacuff

"Do you want a hot dog?"
"Nah Bro, I just want the Weiner water so save it for me"

by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025

grass is greener where you water it

This means that where your attention flows your energy goes.

What you pay attention to by focusing your time and life on is what will appear to grow or develop in your memory.

This is a spin off of “the grass is greener on the other side”

Hon, the grass is greener where you water it, don’t pay attention to what anyone else’s yard looks like.

by sound recollection December 2, 2025

Get it off the water tower

A colloquialism invented in prison used to denote when a debt won't be paid or a request won't be fulfilled.

James thinks that he's getting paid 20 dollars for that haircut. He better get it off the water tower.

by SheatheFlipz December 3, 2025

school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

Water Balloon

The act of using a Molotov cocktail in combat.

That tank looks intimidating, let's throw some water balloons at it. It might get a little wet, I'm sure they could use a little water right now.

by Batshitcrazyashell December 15, 2025

fresh water marlin

The fesh water Marlin are small powerful fast fish known for their long, spear-like bills. Although much smaller than their salt water cousins the Blue Marlin and Black Marlin, they are still a prized game fish and apex predators. They live elusive solitary lives in warm fresh waters. They are also known for their spectacular leaps when hooked. Which has made them the game fish of choice for the presenter on the worlds best4x4 channel on youtube.

You would have better luck finding a needle in a haystack then catching a fresh water marlin

by anonymous December 31, 2025