Water Bottle Challenge

When you take a water bottle, put it next to your erect penis and see who wins.

Jordan lost the water bottle challenge, so Jenny went to Trevor.

by Dick beater321 October 21, 2022

sparse water

An objectively better way to refer to clouds :)

"Wow, look at the sparse water!"
"I don't see any sparse water."
"Oh."

by keppycs February 29, 2024

Spring water

when spring gets overexited

Person1-oh shit its spring water!

by Mangos136 April 12, 2022

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

Water polo

When a girl gives you that juicy Glock Glock 9000 in a public sink.

Gina did water polo to me this morning.

by LGDubby May 24, 2022

Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011

Water

Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.

1: Want some lean?

2: Nah, I'm good.

1: Soda?

2: No thanks.

1: Juice?

2: No, I'm good.

1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.

2: Water.

1: But it has no taste!

2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.

Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.

by CC-8826 September 24, 2023