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Heritage Hand

In video chat forum classes, when ypu use "rqise your hand" tool, but then forget to "unraise" the hand, you are left with a Heritage Hand icon on your screen...an old hand symbol that is out of date.
Teacher: Is that you with another question?
Student: Oops, that's just a heritage hand, sorry.
by MegaHuge September 8, 2021
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One-hand tuck

Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.

Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.

When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."

Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
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Hand Horny

a celebration of pleasure

pronounced - 'hand CHorny'
Ryan I got filled in a good way i made a 'HAND HORNY'
by The Oil June 3, 2010
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Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.
Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.
by DankHank808 February 22, 2021
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Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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Hand Herpes

When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
by mrstealyobish69 April 26, 2015
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Gay hands

When you lift your forearm but leave your wrist relaxed.

I see you doing it. You're gay.
"He says he's straight but walks around doing the gay hands all the time, the closet is made of glass"
by francescunt October 29, 2021
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