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Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
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La Rock

La Rock is the last name of about 2,487 people, deriving from French origins.
One of those people needs to name their baby boy Dwayne.
"Woah, look at what La Rock just pulled up in!"
by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
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Rock diverter

See mudflap. #squirrelgate
Behind my wheels there is a rock diverter to prevent stones being cast upon anothers vehicle.
by Jimi smitts August 17, 2018
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murk rock

A subgenre of rock music featuring heavy bass, trip-hop drum grooves, psychedelic guitars, SLOW tempos and ominous/mysterious lyrical themes. Can also use piano and experimental production to evoke a sophisticated "secret agent" vibe, or a mysterious far-away "underwater" feeling (hence the term murk).

Essentially, goth + grunge with electronic elements.
David Bowie's "Something in the Air (American Psycho Remix" is murk rock.

Rik Schaffer's instrumental tracks for VtM:B are murk rock.

Frøst's "Drag You Under" is murk rock.
by Choward Murphis November 22, 2024
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Kid Rock

A badges Rock/Country singer/songwriter people have listened to in their 30s. When the kid rock fans had kids, their kids started listening to his music when they were in the 5th grade and repeated words and phrases such as

"Suck my dick" "Jim Beam", Fuck you hoes.", etc
Kid Rock: "I'm an American Badass watch me kick or you can roll with rock or you can suck my dick...

I'm gonna fuck some hoes after I rock this place"
mugGet the Kid Rockmug.

Rock Box

When a womens ladyparts come face to face with medusa
You here what happened to Clarise?
Heard she got the rock box
by Dude Rugs March 18, 2014
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Wrinkly Rock

slang word used as the image of a man's penis. Preferably the lame, over emotional Caucasian skaters. When grabbed, you feel as if you have a pebble in your hand with hairy skin on it.
Hey, how was last night?

It was fine til he pulled out his wrinkly rock
by from ex girlfriend July 1, 2011
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