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Simp

when you go above and beyond for some randon girl, whilst doggin the boys
oh ash you are a simp dogged the boys when we about to play r6 comp for a thot that basically cheated on u
by wujodbibfiujbf October 7, 2020
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Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.
Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.
by Jathi February 12, 2020
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Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020
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simps

Used to confuse people for fun.
s - simple
i - ice cream
m - melts
p - popcorn
s - pural
Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.
by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020
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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Simping

Alex is simping
by Stoische Frikadelle September 1, 2022
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Simp

Guy who gives up on his own respect to try to please a hoe who doesn’t care about him
That dude just sold his playstation to buy sum bitch a pair of shoes. He a simp!
by Jav23 July 5, 2022
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